The Crazy Monkey

Total hours of fasting on board a plane and getting cracked lips due to dehydration... 20 *the stupid plane was following the sun... and I only was able to break fast when we landed!* Total weight lugged around getting on the train and taxi to get to their house... 35kg *a rice/porridge cooker, bags of instant ketupats, kuih lapis from sarawak given by yambo, cai po for laksa johor... etc... oh crap! I forgot the lime!* The nonsenses I consumed when it was time to break fast... 1 bag of airline nuts & 2 cans of pepsi *maximum sugar rush and salt junkie fix on an empty stomach!* Amount spent on the taxi ride... 20 quid *equivalent to RM140... too blur, weak and hungry to spend any TIME figuring out tube and bus routes from Paddington Station... rather spend money* Total hours spent trying to sleep in 48 hours... 5 *2 after packing... 3 on the plane... dang!* The looks on the faces when they finally figured out who was holding the camera... PRICELESS!!! *Waaaahahahahahhahahahahaha

Click this link at your own risk. May cause salty substance to drip from eyes... http://202.71.107.161/petronas/bm/tvc2.asp *wiping away tears* Why oh why must you make such advertistments?!?!?! Its really hard to make me cry... but you... you make me cry almost every year by making 2 minute medias such as this!!! Damn you all!!! Okay... so now you learn something about me... Put me in stressful situations, give me 3 projects and have the deadlines a day apart, torture me with the worst kinds of pain, give me any kind of illness or injury... do all that all in one go... I Can Still Rock The World Smiling!!! BUT... have me sit two minutes of a displayment where old people cry or portray the sacrifices or innocence of the love old people give to another or show how his life had amounted to almost nothing and spends his last days in this world feeling lonely... and I'll show you how I look like when I cry... And then I'll curse you!!! Yes... soppy chick flicks or lengthy dramas wh

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